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prairielights: Q:Is your father a fan of your work? A: For those who don’t know, my father is an up and coming writer who’s had some success. I saw Joe Hill read some of NOS4A2 at the Iowa City Public Library and it was awesome. He was hilarious and the book seems delightfully creepy. I wish I would have stayed to get an autograph.
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HOLY HELL JOE HILL IS GOING TO BE AT THE IOWA CITY PUBLIC LIBRARY NEXT WEEK READING NOS4A2.
I just cannot get over how awesome this new bra is. It’s like magic.
nobodyputstheimpalainacorner: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: vasiliosversace: nutella-boy: dustyanus: thatderpwearingafedora: tunapuss: charlizesittheronmyface: iwillalwayslovethefool: Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well what they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL” SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL? MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE WHAT ARE...
Today at clinical I read through the the standard one-page consent form the hospital has the parents sign in order to have their child circumcised. The first line is: “Circumcision is the choice of the parents. There is no medical benefit to circumcision.” AND PEOPLE STILL DO THIS TO THEIR CHILDREN. It goes on to say your child has a 1 in 100 chance of getting a UTI if they are not...
White privilege is knowing that if this bomber turns out to be white, the US...– Salon.com article on the Boston Marathon Bombing (via bohemianarthouse)
Okay, so, I just realized this visitor counter on OkCupid is the average per week. I think I’ve been on this site about 14 weeks now, and my average is 147 visitors. 147. Per week. And I’ve only met one person IRL out of all that. Not sure it it’s impressive or sad. And don’t get me started on the near 100 people who have ‘rated me 4 or 5 stars’ yet I have to...
Just looked at my tumblr blog for the first time in a while and my layout is not working the way it used to. Damnations.
Oh man just found my first bronie on okcupid.
neil-gaiman: Just watch this. (If it lets you watch it where you are.) “You’ve confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want.”
Republicans have staked out a position that... →
wilwheaton: The lies go beyond instantly dismissible claims like President Obama being the “food stamp president” (why you have to go back one whole administration to discover that more people joined the food stamp ranks under Bush than Obama, but then the Republicans don’t seem to remember Bush in any case). The blatant lies extend through every aspect of the Republican platform, such as it is....
Is it weird to feel smug when people who ‘reply very selectively’ message me on OKCupid? There are probably dozens of people they just outright refuse to message back, but they contacted me first.